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Kitty
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Now this is a really silly one and quite a lot of people know it but i really like it cos i think it funny,
A man goes up to the barman and says:
" The usual, please."
The barman says:
"Ok"
He takes his gun out and shots up into the ceiling.
The man say
"Thanks"
and leaves.
Why/what?
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prince
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Re: Barman
« Reply #1 on: Mar 27th, 2003, 3:39pm » |
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I'll guess, because it sounds similar to one I've heard before.
The man had the hiccups and the bartender shoots to scare him, an alleged cure.
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Becky Williams
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Do you know this riddle- The user can't see it, The buyer can't use it, The user can't buy it. What is the answer, I'm trying to figure this out.
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Kitty
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Re: Barman
« Reply #3 on: Mar 28th, 2003, 12:04am » |
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That easy it a coffin and that one has got may threads in the who am i section.
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jon_G
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Re: Barman
« Reply #4 on: Apr 14th, 2003, 9:55pm » |
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It is a two story building and on occasion he puts his unwelcome drunken guests directly above the same spot so they wont come back, to life that is. He's a mass murderer and him and the bartender are in cahoots. 
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