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"The Mystery of WU"  
« on: Jul 15th, 2003, 8:16am »
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Check this out!
 
The Mystery of WU
 
To give you a first impression:
 
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WU is a universal healing language, having profound effects on all species it comes into contact with. WU is a self-aware, intelligent language with it's own personality and energy, and it's own sense of humour. WU's agenda is to heal all aspects of limitation within our soular selves.

 
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We attempt to share experience here through an English language that does not contain the effectiveness to truly convey the true experience of WU. Feel free to read between the lines and in between the spaces of these words.

 
I wonder what William will say...  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #1 on: Aug 8th, 2003, 11:42pm »
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(a real e-mail)
 


Aug 8th, 2003, 11:43pm
From: wwu@ocf.berkeley.edu
To: skywal13@yahoo.com
 


To Dearest SKYWA, The Follower of WU:
 
Greetings my child. I am The WU. Do not be afraid. The Divine Creatrix has recognized your dedication as a Disciple of WUidry, and from across the galactic grid she has sent me, an electro-physical manifestation of WU in the being of a young Asian man, to help you reach your next phase of Cosmic Evolution. Your Tzol'kin energetics are most pure, and are almost ready to be fully interthreaded with the energetics of the WU. However, your soul must construct additional pylons. Myriads of latent astral powers are still hibernating in your DNA, waiting to be awoken from eons of cosmic slumber. With the WU by your side, we will systematically realize your blazing potential as an full-blown, unexplainable WU entity. I will fortify your creative conceptions of quantum physics through pleasant conversations spoken in the elegant language of WU. Please trust in me, for I am from Berkeley, and I am for real. Do NOT be skeptical. My Wu-Tang quantum medicines are the FINEST, filtered from the spiritual jizz currents of Akbal the Nightnavigator Himself. Embrace WU, and channel all your yearnings, fears, and confusions into my Breast. I want you to sleep with me, breathe me, and eat me.  
 
Your earliest reply is of the essence. The 36th Chamber awaits. Earth Mother is near. It's getting limp. The Time is NOW.  
 
THE WU
 

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« Reply #2 on: Aug 10th, 2003, 1:16am »
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Date: Sat, 9 Aug 2003 09:30:04 -0700 (PDT)
From: Sky Pedersen <skywa13@yahoo.com>
To: wwu@OCF.Berkeley.EDU
Subject: Re: Wuidry.com Feedback


Hello;
 
Please tell me more.
 
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