Pick Up Lines

Updated 3/13/96!!!

As "Great" as a pick up line could be, here are:

Great Pick up Lines
Pick Up Line Attempts Successes
Your parents must have been criminals. (WHY?) Because they took the stars and the sun and put them in your eyes!!!

Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?

I lost my phone number -- can I have yours?

Do you like music?(Yes) Good, I've got a great stereo in my car!
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW .

Hey there! Have you got a quarter I could borrow?(Why?) Because my mom told me to call her when I found the girl of my dreams.

You must be tired. (Why?) Because you've been running through my head all day.....

Excuse me, Miss...the voices in my head told me to come talk to you.

(Check the tag on the back of their shirt) OH, I was just seeing if you were made in heaven.

I didn't know that angels could fly so low!

We're taking a survey and I need your phone number. If you give it to me, I'll call you and tell you the results.

Stand still so I can pick you up.

HEY baby, I must be a light switch 'cause every time I see you, you turn me on!!!

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.

My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover."

Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got really hot buns.

All those curves, and me with no brakes.

I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.

[Grab her behind] Pardon me, is this seat taken?

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?

I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?

Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?

I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.

If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

So... How am I doin'?

How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?

I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.

My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.

Is that a mirror in your pants? No? That's funny, 'cause I can really see myself in them.

Do you sleep on your stomach? No? Then can I?

I hear that milk does a body good. You must drink lots.

Hi! My name is Milk. I'll do your body good.

If I follow you home, will you keep me?

I got the ship, you have the harbor, let us tie up for the night.

Screw me if I'm wrong, but is your name Laura?

That shirt is very becoming on you, but of course, if I was on you, I'd be cumming to.

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Got any pick up lines not mentioned? I would like to hear them!

Great Pick up Lines
Pick Up Line	Attempts	Successes
Your parents must have been criminals. (WHY?) Because they took the stars and the sun and put them in your eyes!!! Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again? I lost my phone number -- can I have yours? Do you like music?(Yes) Good, I've got a great stereo in my car! Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW . Hey there! Have you got a quarter I could borrow?(Why?) Because my mom told me to call her when I found the girl of my dreams. You must be tired. (Why?) Because you've been running through my head all day..... Excuse me, Miss...the voices in my head told me to come talk to you. (Check the tag on the back of their shirt) OH, I was just seeing if you were made in heaven. I didn't know that angels could fly so low! We're taking a survey and I need your phone number. If you give it to me, I'll call you and tell you the results. Stand still so I can pick you up. HEY baby, I must be a light switch 'cause every time I see you, you turn me on!!! Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover." Nice shoes. Wanna fuck? Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got really hot buns. All those curves, and me with no brakes. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine. [Grab her behind] Pardon me, is this seat taken? Is it hot in here or is it just you? How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up? I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it? Excuse me, is that semen in your hair? I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want? That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. So... How am I doin'? How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes? I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it. Is that a mirror in your pants? No? That's funny, 'cause I can really see myself in them. Do you sleep on your stomach? No? Then can I? I hear that milk does a body good. You must drink lots. Hi! My name is Milk. I'll do your body good. If I follow you home, will you keep me? I got the ship, you have the harbor, let us tie up for the night. Screw me if I'm wrong, but is your name Laura? That shirt is very becoming on you, but of course, if I was on you, I'd be cumming to.	1 2 8 7 14 15 48 14 14 12 3 45 1 2 0 0 4 4 14 12 1 1 0 14 78 1 1 1 2 8 7 14 15 48 14 14 12 3 45 12 0 0 14 1 1 2 3 2 2 45 21 1 3 120	1 2 1 0 0 0 1 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 1 0 1 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 1 2 1 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 100

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