>./lame_geocities_guestbook stop

Here are all the entries that accumulated while this guestbook was housed on the geocities site (home to v1.5-3.8 of this web page madness). So sad that these are all old and outdated, but hey, that's what makes it funny!

Pimp (1999/12/10 08:37:01 on 128.253.8.181)
Age: 20
Sex: Male
From: the better question is .. where are WE from?
URL: http://www.cornell.edu
E-Mail: someonefromthepast@cornell.edu
Why you're here: yes, why are we here
Definition of inherit: define "define"
Words of Wisdom: 3.14159

Andy (1999/10/27 18:35:03 on 147.222.140.101)
Age: 21
Sex: Male
From: San Jo
E-Mail: aquinn@gonzaga.edu
Why you're here: ummmm
Definition of inherit: get lots of stuff
Words of Wisdom: "whatever" or Fuck the fucking fuck

Comments:

My my my, our little Jonny has grown into such a fine young man. And you should know that we are all so proud of our Jonny and the growing dominion he has over the earth over our Lord. *Oh!!!* hahaha :) Hooray for jonny5!


Grace Wu (1999/09/04 18:07:01 on 165.247.160.110)
Age: 18
Sex: Female
From: Raleigh, NC
E-Mail: gwu@unity.ncsu.edu
Why you're here: Jay made me look
Words of Wisdom: Only Let People See Your Good Side, Never the Bad

Comments:

Met Jay thru IM, he suggested I take a look at your webpage. It was really good and interesting and shows a lot of your character. hen hao!!


Jack Ian Lin (1999/08/26 05:25:52 on 209.239.210.17)
Age: 19
Sex: Male
From: in chronological order - this depends on when you ask - Taiwan, San Francisco CA., Los Angeles CA., Cleveland OH., Portland OR., Eugene OR., San Diego CA., Cupertino CA.
E-Mail: jaialin@jps.net
Why you're here: *shamefully* I looked up the name of someone who signed this guestbook on Altavista, and it took me to the page, and I thought I'd explore everything else. :)
Definition of inherit: passed the mantle, the torch, the legacy, the gas?

Comments:

Enjoyed the blurbs about the absurdities of college. You certainly had my head nodding. :)


Lily (1999/05/16 10:09:32 on 202.67.167.124)
Age: nahh...
Sex: Female
From: hongkong/sacramento/cupertino
E-Mail: lilager@iname.com
Why you're here: well, i meant only to read your philosophical stuff, but ended up wandering through everything

Comments:

wow, it's been a while since i've visited... i should write u soon, maybe even snail mail, but i'm worried jay'll think i'm stalking u :P ah heck, i'll be in california in less than 2 months...


asdkflsdkl (1999/04/13 00:03:11 on 169.229.104.134)
Age: 20
Sex: Female
From: Livermore
E-Mail: tracyhig@uclink4.bekeley.edu
Why you're here: bec I'm there, in three pics
Definition of inherit: dsdkfdlkfjdslkfsdlkf

Comments:

I look really scary in the one of me with my bear and Jackie's dog. But the sleep one is so natural...


Bad Bunny (1998/10/14 06:46:33 on 24.234.4.85)
URL: http://members.tripod.com/~mrxtc/index.html
E-Mail: badbunny@bigfoot.com

Comments:

Just Surfing...Thanks


Little Green Lemon (1998/10/04 03:41:20 on 134.181.71.76)
Age: 21
Sex: Female
From: Switzerland...the cheezehole in the middle of the EU...
URL: http://www.geocities.com/CollegePark/Field/2364
E-Mail: littlegreenlemon@usa.net
Why you're here: The College Park ring brought me here...
Definition of inherit: put your hand on what your parents have not had to the time to spend in their lifetime?
Words of Wisdom: Carpe Diem with an eye on the next one

Comments:

Hey! Although you seemed to be quite deluded about your society, I can understand some of your points...moreover, it made me laugh a lot and that's what matters for me...so keep on bashing colleges institution! I am pretty happy I'll be out of it soon and back home for good!
PS: TOEFEL does not test whether we, foreigners, are too stupid to learn English...it merely test us to see if we are ready to face college psychotic multiple choices questions which certainly exist only in the US and a few other anglo-saxon countries...< r>


Steve Shih (1998/07/06 06:53:41 on 169.229.90.66)
Age: 19
Sex: Male
From: LA
E-Mail: sky_pig@hotmail.com
Why you're here: for fun
Definition of inherit: uuhhh.... tough one...
Words of Wisdom: whatever...

Comments:

nice little thingy u got there...


Kevin "chute monkey" (1997/08/30 17:53:51 on 207.212.230.14)
Age: 19
From: San Jose
E-Mail: realmpelstiltski@hotmail.com
Why you're here: That's way too deep
Definition of inherit: define "realmpelstiltski"
Words of Wisdom: realmpelstiltski is a state of mind induced by eating too much moldy bread

Comments:

Please write to the chute monkey. He is alone.


Tracie (1997/08/30 02:46:36 on 206.129.248.191)
Age: 28
From: Vancouver, WA
URL: http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Ranch/1218
E-Mail: spacie-t@geocities.com
Why you're here: Followed your link on Fantasia's Guestbook
Definition of inherit: Why?

Comments:

Interesting pages. You must be bored :) Found your site by viewing Fantasia's guestbook. She signed mine so I checked out hers.. There you were. Have fun! (Try to anyway)


Fantasia (1997/08/30 01:02:55 on 205.160.247.125)
Age: 26
From: Florida
URL: http://www.geocities.com/RodeoDrive/4862
E-Mail: phan-tasia@geocities.com
Why you're here: cause i feel like it
Definition of inherit: to get what is coming to you...
Words of Wisdom: those who die with the most friends wins

Comments:

cool page, i really liked it alot, Please come to Fantasia and let me know what you think of my homepage


Elizabeth Santarelli (1997/08/27 19:51:42 GMT on 207.212.230.14)
Age: Ha!
From: originally, Italy, then MI now San Jose
E-Mail: dojo5fish@aol.com
Why you're here: Why not?
Definition of inherit: The transfer of money or property or goods from a dead person to a living mortal.
Words of Wisdom: It can never get so bad that it won't get any worse!

Comments:

Hey Jonathan, you are totally outta control.

Veritas, Elizabeth


hey you (1997/08/26 23:44:05 GMT on 169.229.98.77)
Age: *.*
From: IRS
URL: http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Towers/9722/
E-Mail: shermannn@hotmail.com
Why you're here: Satan sent me
Definition of inherit: no, you define it
Words of Wisdom: Don't spit in the wind

Comments:

mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


Melissa Reburiano (1997/08/21 05:26:31 GMT on 169.229.104.51)
Age: 18
From: Daly City, CA
E-Mail: lissa_r@uclink4.berkeley.edu
Why you're here: because you gave me this adress
Definition of inherit: to obtain by virtue of luck, and not neccessarily by merit. eg: When you inherit, there is no merit.
Words of Wisdom: "I am he as you are he and you are me and we are all together." - John Lennon

Comments:

um. Isn't it fun to regress?


Steve (1997/08/16 17:45:22 GMT on 199.227.99.174)
From: Miami, FL
URL: http://www.gate.net/~sapple/
Why you're here: shameless self promotion
Definition of inherit: Why you doing dat? Didn't you and your brother inherit when I say it before?

Comments:

Hi my name is Steve. I went to college. I made a mistake which cost me thousands of dollars.If you're real bored today, check the South Florida Entertainment Resource and see what's up in SoFlo.


Mojo (1997/08/01 14:16:18 GMT on 204.181.112.12)
Age: 21
From: Dallas-Ft. Worth Texas USA
URL: http://www.angelfire.com/tx/amymarie/index.html
E-Mail: missmojo@hotmail.com
Why you're here: because you are so cool *Big Grin*
Definition of inherit: When you acquire something you don't deserve, didnt earn and want real bad just because....
Words of Wisdom: Its a BeAuTiFuL day here in Dallas-Ft.Worth Texas!!!SMILE Ya'll

Comments:

Hey There Jon! Nice Page, pretty strange and twisted sense of humour too! (you can take that in a good way if you want)...I enjoyed your views on construction signs...I was thinking I was the only one out there who hated them...I gave in and put one on my page though...Its kinda cute...I think its cute at least *smirk*...Oh well Im talking to myself again :o/ Have a Fabulous day Jon...and it was nice to hear you are so proud of who you are...Thats cool...Best Regards, Mojo


Lizzy Beth (1997/07/29 15:45:31 GMT on 152.166.231.84)
Age: 15
From: Mars
URL: http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Stage/2805
Why you're here: I fell in a hole and landed here...
Definition of inherit: animals that quack
Words of Wisdom: Wouldn't it be great if I could find the man of my dreams when I was awake?

Comments:

Ok! I'm back to tell you your page might be better than good, but still not as good as mine! :) Just kidding! Sorry about before and all that.... and since you put those pictures and those questions in my guestbook, I think it's only fair that I get to put my Cool Spot on here!
Warning: Don't touch it, or you'll go hurling into my page!
Have a nice day!

Beth'sPile of HTML


Irene (1997/07/29 02:20:12 GMT on 206.243.136.197)
Age: 29
From: Enfield, Connecticut
URL: http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Lights/4937
E-Mail: renieg@hotmail.com
Why you're here: Because Jon signed my guestbook, and I had to check out his homepage!
Definition of inherit: To have an item bequeathed upon you from another
Words of Wisdom: When you start to think life stinks, remember: You're ABSOLUTELY right!

Comments:

Hey Jon! Pretty funny page. You had me laffing up a storm again! You seem pretty mature for your age. Geez, I'm 29 and not as mature as you. :) Anyway, good luck in college and I hope to see you in the band playing at a parade or something. I was once a band geek myself. Ah, those were the days. :) See ya!


The Shadow (1997/07/24 17:30:10 GMT on 152.169.201.144)
Age: 20something
From: The Dark Side
URL: http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/1228
E-Mail: shadow0428@aol.com
Why you're here: to spy on you :o)
Definition of inherit: v. meaning to attain from someone you killed or is dead
Words of Wisdom: Don't fall behind, the shadows will take you

Comments:

Great spin on a guestbook. I too have the geocities guestbook. I happen to like it, Lpage was always screwing up. If you ask me you made the wise decision. Come by and see my page.


amy (1997/07/22 13:36:35 GMT on 128.163.73.72)
Age: 20
URL: http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Boardwalk/4506
E-Mail: missamy@geocities.com
Why you're here: i want your sex
Definition of inherit: what i get when grandma dies

Comments:

thanks for the good laughs
and thanks for signing my page
what else am I supposed to say????


Erin..aka GrnEyes (1997/07/21 14:57:49 GMT on 207.15.162.217)
Age: 15
From: Memphis, Tennessee
URL: http://www.geocities.com/EnchantedForest/Dell/5950/title.html
E-Mail: our5kids@memphisonline.com
Why you're here: uh..is this a necessary question?
Definition of inherit: what the hell?
Words of Wisdom: take life to the extreme

Comments:

Hey..I finally made it to the comment section of this gb...nice page you have going here! Keep up the good work, and thanks for signing my gb! :)


Maria (1997/07/20 06:00:26 GMT on 204.50.163.68)
Age: 16
From: Simcoe...Ontario.
E-Mail: smile2bhappy@hotmail.com
Why you're here: hehe...just surfin! :o)

Comments:

Great webpage! hehe..i love signing guest books...ah well.. See ya later!


JoAnn (1997/07/12 14:47:25 GMT on 206.65.181.23)
Age: 21+++++++++++++++++++
From: Computer Hell this week!!!!
URL: http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Lakes/1196
E-Mail: slinkyw@centuryinter.net
Why you're here: You said I had to stop by!!!
Words of Wisdom: The universe is change--Your life is what you make it.

Comments:

Not a bad site. I like it. I will get to the grammar and punctuation later. *smile* Your picture got a little flattened on the first page, but maybe that is good. Oh no!!!!!! I am getting sarcastic--time for some sleep.


Amanda143 (1997/07/11 18:18:00 GMT on 205.172.62.38)
Age: 16
From: TEXAS
URL: http://www.angelfire.com/tx/amanda143
E-Mail: amanda143@unforgettable.com
Why you're here: You signed me GB!
Definition of inherit: Ummmm, when someone leaves you something?
Words of Wisdom: Ummm, life is a bitch?????

Comments:

Thanx for signing my GB! I like your page:)You are a really tough cookie! But your kool that way!!!!See ya soon!


Lauren E Brown (1997/07/09 00:27:12 GMT on 152.163.194.16)
Age: 16
From: I'm not sure yet
E-Mail: LaurenEli@aol.com
Why you're here: You made me come
Definition of inherit: Huh?
Words of Wisdom: Do I really have to put one?

Comments:

Sure, uh huh, whatever, I don't hear any music.
:)
:P
Cool page
;)
Bye?


starla94 (1997/07/08 23:56:47 GMT on 152.163.205.146)
Age: 20
From: don't know.. lost somewhere in the computer
URL: http://members.tripod.com/~starla94/starla94.html
E-Mail: starla94@internetMCI.com
Why you're here: i was told to come here
Definition of inherit: add an -ance... that's what i'm needing

Comments:

hehehehehe=)
lol
ok i signed now what????


Amy Kellett (1997/07/08 06:29:00 GMT on 152.163.206.158)
Age: 15
From: Alabama
E-Mail: amy659@aol.com
Why you're here: cause i wanted to come

Comments:

nice page


Mel Baltazar (1997/07/07 02:23:35 GMT on 207.212.230.5)
Age: 20
Sex: Male
From: San José, CA *WESSSSSIDE!*
URL: http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Lights/3257
E-Mail: adonis@rocketmail.com
Why you're here: You bribed me...
Definition of inherit: Um... To gain, without trying(?)
Words of Wisdom: Life is lived forwards, and understood backwards.

Comments:

Hmm... Interesting guestbook fields, brother Jon. Almost felt like I was doing Mad-Libs or sumpin' to that nature. Anyways, needless to say, your page just gets funnier each time, son... Wait, I thought I just called you, brother...
Ah, screw it.

Oh yeah, I fixed that guestbook error. All charges have been dropped, and you're free to go.

Until next time... "Take care of yourself, and each other." So long.


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