Everything you need to live a true, just and wonderful life is 
taught in Anime. For example:

1. Respect life. (zombies and ghosts are a pain in the ass to kill) 
2. Eat right. (otherwise you turn green and throw up) 
3. Respect your elders. (they will almost always know some martial 
	art of magic that will come in handy later on) 
4. Don't play with guns. (Swords always win) 
5. Experience life! (Gradeschool students often go on quests that 
	span half the globe...if not galaxy) 
6. Nice Guys don't finish last. (he will usually end up with 4 or 
	more females chasing after him, and will often walk into the 
	bathroom when he's having a shower, or give him generous 
	panty-shots) 
7. Show proper respect to Deities. (or they'll send giant monsters 
	after you that will require giant purple robots to stop their 
	rampage) 
8. Enjoy the Arts! (Evil can always be defeated by someone who sings 
	or draws)
9. Don't fear or hate things that are strange to you. (chances are 
	they have special powers to help you)
10. And, most importantly: Love. (Love can single-handedly defeat 
	armadas of star-ships, a thousand evil robots, gigantic dark 
	demigods, and ninjas of several varieties)

As told by Strike Fiss on Anipike.com Guest Picks 1/2/01