| Line | Attempts | Successes |
|---|
| Didn't
anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew...
| 12 | 1 |
| Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No???
Well, let's go on a picnic and find out! | 21 |
2 |
| Do
you sleep on your stomach? [any answer] Can I? | 16
| 1 |
| Do you take it up the ass? |
17 | 2 |
| Excuse me, but
would you like an orally stimulated orgasm? | 1 |
0 |
| Excuse me, have I fucked you yet? |
1 | 0 |
| Excuse me. Do you want to fuck or should I apologize? |
0 | 0 |
| Fancy a fuck?
| 23 | 2 |
| Forget
that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist. |
0 | 0 |
| Fuck me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before? | 23
| 2 |
| Fuck me if I am wrong,
but you want to screw me, don't you? | 23 |
2 |
| Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you
want to kiss me? | 0 | 0
|
| Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name
Laura? | 0 | 0 |
| Goup to a girl at a bar or a dance and ask her: do you want a
fuck(wait for a second gauging her reaction)...ing drink?² |
0 | 0 |
| Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets
inside out....) Would you like to? | 0 |
0 |
| Hey babe, how
about a pizza and a fuck? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, don't you like pizza?
| 0 | 0 |
| Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!? | 29 |
23 |
| Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as
earmuffs. | 0 | 0 |
| Hey Baby! I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you
like a feed bag! | 0 | 0 |
| Hey baby, I want to lick your thighs. | 0
| 0 |
| Hey baby, let's go make some
babies. | 20 | 2 |
| Hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard? | 0
| 0 |
| Hey baby, wanna play lion?
OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat. | 0 | 0 |
| Hey baby, whatdya
say we go behind that rock and get a little boulder?!? | 0
| 0 |
| Hey I am a wrestler,
let me take you down. | 0 | 0
|
| Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?
| 10 | 1 |
| Hi, do you want to have my children? (assuming the answer is 'no'),
OK then, can we just practice? | 0 |
0 |
| Hi, I'm a tawdry slut looking for a
good time. | 0 | 0 |
| Hi, I'm not trying to pressure you, I don't want to have
sex without mutual consent; and by the way, you have my consent. |
0 | 0 |
| Hi, my name is
{name}, I like peanut butter, wanna fuck? | 120 |
12 |
| Hi,wanna fuck? Her: No! Mind lying down
while I have one? | 10 | 1
|
| I am a magical being, take off your bra. |
0 | 0 |
| I love you.
I want to marry you. Now fuck my brains out. | 0
| 0 |
| I miss my teddy bear.
Would you sleep with me? | 10 | 3
|
| I must expel some seminal fluid. May I use your
body? | 0 | 0 |
| I think we have to make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels
NOW! | 0 | 0 |
| I wanna put my thingy into your thingy. | 120
| 100
|
| I want to thank you for [insert any event here],
grab your ankles bitch! | 0 | 0
|
| I'd like to tie you to a rafter and fuck you up
and down. | 0 | 0 |
| I'd love to swap bodily fluids with you. | 0
| 0 |
| I'm gonna have sex with you
tonight so, you might as well be there. | 0 |
0 |
| If it's true that we are what we eat,
then I could be you by morning. | 0 |
0 |
| Let's bypass all the bullshit and just get naked.
| Not enough | Enough |
| Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we
did anyway. | 0 | 0 |
| My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover." |
0 | 0 |
|
My name's [your name]That's so you know what to scream. | 0
| 0 |
| Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
| 10 | 1 |
| Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex? | 0
| 0 |
| Nice tits.
Mind if I feel them? | 0 | 0
|
| NOW, BITCH! | 0 | 0
|
| Oh, you're a bird watcher....(Whip out your unit
and ask) Well, would you take this for a swallow? | 0
| 0 |
|
Sex is a killer...want to die happy? | 0 |
0 |
| Since we shouldn't waste this day and
age what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire. |
0 | 0 |
| Take an
ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, will
you sleep with me?" | 0 | 0
|
| Take off that dress and fuck my brains out, you cave newt.
| 10 | 1 |
| The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the
floor. | 0 | 0 |
| The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and
spread the word. | 0 | 0 |
| Wanna fuck like bunnies? | 30 |
3
|
| We're
going to dance to one song, then go back to my apartment and
fuck. | 0 | 0 |
| What can I do to make you sleep with me? | 0
| 0 |
| What do you say we go back to my
room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs,
and multiply. | 0 | 0 |
| Your face or MINE!? | 0 |
0 |
| Your place or mine? |
0 | 0 |
| I wish you were a screen door..... [Why?] So I can slam you all
day lon
g! | 0 | 0 |
| Whadda you say we go get liquored up and rape each
other? | 5 | 1 |
| Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my
place, tail at
yours. | 0 | 0 |
| Chick do
now. | 804,147(or
so one guy claims) | 0 |
| I'd like to get between your legs and
eat my way straight to your
heart... | --- | 0 |
| Nice legs, lets eat out.
| --- | 0 |
| Hey! Wanna play war? (replies)WHAT? (you)Yea, I lay on the
ground
and you blow the fuck outta me!
| --- | 0 |
| If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a
nut in your hole?
| --- | 0 |
| You touch his shirt and ask, "Is this cotton?" Wait for response.
Then touch
down in the crotch area and say, "Oh, this must be felt."
| --- | 0 |
| Hi my name is(your name), did I mention I have a penis.
| --- | 0 |
| My dick's been feeling a little dead lately. Wanna give it some
mouth-to-mouth?
| 0 | 0 |
| Show me your pussy!
| --- | 0 |
| Are you going to the party tonight (what party?) The one in your
mouth, everybody's cumming.
| --- | 0 |
| If I take off my clothes, will you fuck me?
| 19 | 0 |
| If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you fuck me? (if she says
no) say Good, because mine is 8 inchs.
| 17 | 1 |
| I know where ther is a good party, they've got liquor in
the front and
poker in the rear.
| --- | 0 |
| Oh my God! I think I love you! Now lay down!
| --- | 0 |
| Hey good lookin', whatcha got cookin'? Nuthin could be finer than
the
taste of your vagina!
| --- | 0 |
| I'd rip out both my eyes just so you have more
holes to screw me in
| --- | 0 |
| Dah, wanna see my dink?
| --- | 0 |
| (silently mouth) I want a fig newton.
| --- | 0 |
| Do you have a beard on your pussy/asshole? (No.) Want one?
| --- | 0 |
| Your chest looks a little sore. Would you like me to numb it?
| --- | 0 |
| Do you wanna lick my tongue?
| --- | 0 |
| Hello. I have sex on the first date. Do you?
| --- | 0 |
| Do you like apples? (Yes.) How about I take you home and fuck
the
shit out of you. How do like them apples?
| --- | 0 |
| Do you like jewels? (Yes.) Suck my dick, it's a gem.
| --- | 0 |
| Person #1: hey, you wanna do a 68? Person #2: What? Person #1:
You go down, and I'll owe you one.
| --- | 0 |
| Mean people suck, nice people swallow. I'm nice.
| --- | 0 |
| Scientists have determined that the average time for intercourse
is four minutes. The average number of strokes per minute is nine, and
since the average length of thepenis is six inches, the average female
received two hundred and sixteen inches or fifteen feet per intercourse.
Three times per week, fifty two weeks in a year, so, 150 times 18 makes
2700 feet, or just over a mile and a half. If you are not getting your
mile and a half, why not let me help out?
| --- | 0 |
| Tell me how my cum tastes.
| --- | 0 |
| First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll
move up to your belly button.
| 1 | 1 |
| I've got a great big cock!
| --- | 0 |
| You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
| --- | 0 |
| Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I like Spaghetti, Let's go fuck!
| --- | 0 |
| Your lips are kinda wrinkled. Mind if I press them?
| --- | 0 |
| Do you cheesy lines or do you just want to do it?
| --- | 0 |
| May i pleasure you with my tongue?
| --- | 0 |
| Wanna go 50-50 on a rape charge?
| --- | 0 |
| I have a big headache. I hear the best cure for headaches is sex.
What
say we go upstairs and work out a remedy.
| --- | 0 |
| (walk up to the bar and sit down in the seat next to them. While
looking at them, order a drink and drink it down) Well, we can't fuck
here! | --- | 0 |
| Fuck me, I'm beautiful enough to be with you all night.
| --- | 0 |
| So, Is it safe to say I'm gonna score?
| --- | 0 |
| Hi I'm (your name) I swallow
| --- | 0 |
| I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by
Christmas.
| --- | 0 |
| Mines bigger than his want proof?
| --- | 0 |
| I got a 14 inch cock, why don't you come home with me and I'll let
you ride it.
| --- | 0 |
| You are rubber, I'm glue, what ever you say, I bet I will fuck
you.
| --- | 0 |
| Looks don't matter, I'll just wrap you in a flag and fuck you for
glory.
| --- | 0 |
| I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't cum in 30 minutes, the next
one is free.
| --- | 0 |
| I would fuck you so hard, you'd learn from it.
| --- | 0 |
| Do you like my belt buckle? (any response is okay ) It would look
better against your forehead!
| --- | 0 |
| Do you wanna come to the Marines, or would your rather have a
Marine come into you?
| yikes | 0 |
| Happy hour's over but it's still going strong at my place.
| --- | 0 |
| Whip it out and show me what you got, so I can save the
disappointment from later.
| --- | 0 |
| Do you have any tacos on you? (No.) In that case, will you make
out with me?
| --- | 0 |
| Would you fuck a complete stranger? (No) Then Hi, my name is...
| --- | 0 |
| Are you gay? (No.) Wow, me neither, let's have sex.
| --- | 0 |
| Hi. Last night, a little leprechaun came up to me and told me
that if you don't have sex with me tonight, your(or my) dick is going to
fall off. We don't want that now do we?
| --- | 0 |
| I'm conducting a survey on the taste of vaginas. Wanna be my
first participant?
| --- | 0 |
| If I washed my dick, would you suck it? (No.) Oh, so you like to
suck dirty dicks.
| --- | 0 |
| Let's go fuck in a brand new limo.
| --- | 0 |
| Look out in the night sky. You see that bright light to the right
of that red one? That is a comet that is streaking toward here at 34546
miles per hour. At that rate, it will be here in about an hour. So,
wanna fuck?
| --- | 0 |
|
| --- | 0 |
|
| --- | 0 |